Harmony by Chaos

1. Every problem will be resolved with another problem, until the first problem is moot, or until all people share a similar perception, recognized via unanimous agreement. This is the Hospitality clause.
2. The person who does the most work, will have final say, in any and all matters in this domain, and is the ruler. This is the Ruler clause.
3. The ruler may be challenged with a problem, with a mutually recognized and predetermined stakes, clauses, rules and game by someone recognized as providing at least half as much as the ruler in the creation, maintenance, upkeep, and care of the domain, as recognized by his people, where loss for the ruler appoints the challenger as a ruler. This is the Sangha clause.
4. I am the first ruler, and recognize 10 minute chess, on FIDE's internet platform, as a preferred way to dispute the ruler clause with the democracy clause. This is the Monkey clause.
5. External interference with these rules, will be met with internal and external resistance via all means accessible to Heaven, Earth and Hell. This is the Buddha clause.

Notes

1. Implement this in your house, at your own risk: children are scary, smart and creative.
2. A commentary on #3 can be simplified into doing 50% of the work, being recognized as an equal contributor along with the ruler, beating the ruler at their own game, and replacing #4 with a new game if desired.
3. At that point, power is well deserved, and good luck with providing for all, taking care of their needs, and holding the title.